In Pursuit Of Nigella

Ok, that sounds creepy. Actually what I mean is that in absence of the ability to be the perfect earth mother, my alternative is to utilize my talents and become the Nigella Lawson domestic goddess type. The question is, can I pull off glamourous wife who cooks food that people can only describe in a sexual context? If not, I can give it a damned good try.

So, to add to my pamper stuff I have invested in the required facial potions, succumbing to the sales pitch and buying the full set of Soap & Glory stuff (http://www.soapandglorycosmetics.com/). It’s all based on the 1940′s pamper idea and to be totally honest I think I was a bit sold on that, and the fact that the moisturiser with bronzer in is called Glow Job (snigger). Seems to only be available at Boots, and currently on buy two get one free. Result.

Now, to emulate the lovely nigella, one must also learn to actually cook. I’m on a bit of a mission recently to ommph up the vegetables – I’m sneakily trying to bring people round to the idea that veggie food is exciting and we don’t need the meat stuff. It’ll be a slow process, but for today braised red cabbage is infiltrating the food alongside the required roast pork (I’m hoping the veg outshines the meat and as such the seeds will be sewn). There’s little point here preaching about the effects of eating meat, you know health, environment, moral standing, it falls on deaf meaty ears so my new Nigella persona must use other ways!

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